Erwin’s therapist suggests that he channel his energy into a more productive outlet, where he can have a positive influence on others’ lives instead of wrecking their souls. He decides to try his hand* at ASMR.
PROS: Longer life expectancy. Reduced anxiety and insomnia among the 104th (THEORETICALLY). Longer life expectancy. Longer life expectancy.
CONS: Can’t compete with Pastor Nick. Unconventional ideas of what’s considered “relaxing” and “life-affirming.” Sexual propositions from anonymous eyebrow fetishists. Dad-level™ understanding of social media and modern technology.
*HA HA GET IT
pencilninja

pencilninja:

oldsampeabody:

hepatosaurus:

INSIDE THESE WALLS, HU-MANATEA LIVED IN PEACE FOR ONE HUNDRED YEARS…

I think it’s safe to say that oldsampeabody and Her Fair Lady win at the “wrapping manatee tea infusers” game.

UH YEAH I THINK WE DID.

On that day, loose leaf tea received a grim reminder: we lived in fear of the Titans and were disgraced to live in these HU-MANATEA infusers we called walls…

Previously on SHINGEKI NO BIRDING…

Shingeki no Birding OVA: ILSE’S FIELD GUIDE

This recently released second edition of The Langnar Field Guide to Titans Beyond Southern Wall Maria includes a BRAND NEW SECTION on TITAN SHIFTERS, written and illustrated by Hanji Zoe (M. Berner, ed.).